The M-Ones HQ is snowbound in its first full day without the rapidly falling white stuff, wondering what the rest of the world is doing to escape the great white hostage-taker. Though we’ve devised 3 to 4 reasonable escape plots, we also realize none of the holds a shread of value until VDOT opts to start clearing the roads within a couple miles of here. Neighbors across the way have formed a chain gang of shovels that enter their second day attempting to clear an incredibly long driveway in a way only a government agency would normally dare. Others are rumored to have attempted using newfangled devices that routinely spit snow into the air, however they’ve found those modern machines no match for the sheer size of the neverending pile.
As we get closer to total elimination of our provisions we’ll keep you posted and alerted. And if you work for the Army don’t hesitate to bring some big equipment this way. Have fun!